|Thursday, July 6th, 2006|
Things here have come to a screeching halt. Oh well. Anyway, here's one I ran across today...so, i have ants in my room. because i'm a slob. and i woiuld get rid of the open soda cans that contain the ants, except that ants creep me out and when they crawl on me it makes me wanna throw up. i can see them crawling around all my stuff on the floor and it's making me squirm
This girl's plight makes my Grandmother's stories about growing up during the Depression seem rather trivial in comparison.
|Thursday, June 8th, 2006|
I've noticed that there's been a lull on this community as of late; we aren't as active anymore. Could that be because there's now a lack of stupidity on the internet???
|Friday, March 24th, 2006|
Spare the "Get Well" Card...
.sickkk day two.
being sick sucks i hate it cuz last time i remembered i was sick like 3 weeks ago jeez so much being sick. but anyway today was ok if i wasnt sick. some of my grade went to this college fair at the riverside convention center place. it was okay. we took kewl pens :) oh and me and shayna saw this girl from myspace (myspace :() there that we always see everywhere or at least she does ive seen her like twice and we just looked at each other like wow this girl is everywhere cuz she is yeah oh and we also seen a pair of lesbians and a pregnant girl..interesting. then in gym which is my favorite class of course we played pickle ball it was stupid i got hit in the head like 5 times with the ball its so dangerous and so me and shayna hid in the corner to avoid the flying whiffle balls..and chris was being a jerk..faggot. uhm then the rest of the day was dumb besides kelly came home from natural helpers i was happy and she told me how awsomely amazing it was and i wanna go but i wont cuz i wont get voted..BOOO so vote for me next year okay? but now im home sick and tired and bored so it sucks yeah ill probly take a nap cuz im that kewl. right. right.
If this poor brat can't finish a thought while in good health, it's probably time to legalize euthanasia(sp?)
BTW, I think the idea is to catch the ball with your HANDS, not your HEAD.
|Sunday, January 22nd, 2006|
God Bless the Internet
The internet is a wonderful thing, isn't it? Now anyone can write anything for everyone to read. Isn't that great? Imagine the possibilities!!
***************dunno why, but i decided to undelete this journal. just because i can. i think i might have a job. so woo. if not then damn! my bike isnt broken like i had feared. a little later im going to go ride it, because i love my bike.
***************uhm yeah so why not update this one instead of the other one? uhm in like one minute i have to go downstairs cuz im leaving to go watch the blue angels who i loathe...oh so very much. i finished my final wedding cake. i got a ten. monday i start doughs, my roomates out of town this weekend. i slept most of todaysince im still feeling sick. i should leave now. so yeah.
***************i graduate and in march and for once im not going to give a flying fuck what other people think of me because thus far everyone has been very off. oh and im off all meds of any kind my liver needs a break, after all the drinking and pills im done with that crap, i do not want my grams' health problems and since i have her geans ive got a good chance of it. im hairs getting long now im letting it grow for once and im dont dyeing it wierd ass colors, anyone want some pink hair dye? ive got a shit load of new movies so that shall occupy my time in between gym and studying.
... Current Mood: intimidated
|Sunday, December 18th, 2005|
Umm, what?? How does one comment on what they can't understand?? I keep staring at it like it's one of those early to mid-1990s pictures, where if you stare at it long enough there is something to see... Right?? Please tell me there is a boat or seascape to see.... Well, you would all laugh harder if you knew that LJ community it came from...so i wuz up in dis biatch in tc rite i wuz all like yo yo wuddup wuddup ma nikr artisin wind long time no c ma nikr yo yo wus good dawgggg yo do u tink dat u can liek hook me up wit sum sokits ma nikr coz like i needing some sokits ma nikr u know n den ma nikr artisan wind waz like omg liek for shure anyting fer u seksy baebee n i waz like yea yea yea fo shure ma nikr dat is wut iz up my afrikn nikr from da other other mother n den so i had liek fukn liek 39 metz on ma fat azz rite n also da super lvl 7 necky dat i wuntid 2 get a sokit in and so i started to do ma thang yo and jus pumpin da mets up my nikr artisan winds ass u kno n dat nikr was like o fo shure harder baby shuv it in ma ass harder n i was like o fo shure will do my good nikr friend n den while i wuz like on my 18th met tryin to get a sokit in dis biatch some biatch ass jew nikr com along and fukn pk my nikr ass n den so i dropped like a gajillion mets plus my fukn nikr necklace n da nikr artisan wind waz jus like OH NOES n jus sat dere and didnt even rez me so i called him a nikr and rez'd myself after 20 sec time limet n so i go bak n look formy shiet but some nikr noobz dun stole all my shiet n i was like o fukn hell no all my shiet be gone nikr n so i waz mad pissed off rite yo so i was like fuk dis shiet i go pk mode n fukin herc everyone there and went red so fast i was like woa dayam das pretty cool im red den i see some high lvl nikr come to me and im like o shiet i fukin shud get to market but b4 i even can jump once dat nikr fb me n i drop my super soc coro and elite soc armor and one of my super blades n den the artisan wind saw me as ghost again and dat nikr jus laffed at me so i was like so pissed off riet n dat high lvl nikr didnt even give me bak my shietz he jus said tks for da shietz u nubcake want me to spraed some leet sauce on ur nubcake 4 u n i waz like fuk u nikr n he jus laffed at me spammin my whisper wit hueheuheuhauhauahua like a gajillino billion times n i got so piised i jus blok whisper chat n den so me and da artisan wind r not frenz ne more dat nikr didnt even halp mi im so mad
|Monday, November 21st, 2005|
This one speaks for itself
ok so im driving into the school parking lot and im cuttin thu the spaces some cuz ya know its faster
then this truck comes at me from the right...
about 2 seconds later the bitch in the car still hasnt seen me...
right into the back right corner of my car
some dumb hispanic woman gets out of her big ass truck says "you ok" im like yea but the fuck happend did you not se me? shes like No.
so its my fault by the law but i say its hers for not paying attention
if she had slowed down slightly then i would have gotten by b4 she hit me
FUCKING DUMBASS NON-DRIVERS
THERE SHOULD BE A FUCKING TEST TO SEE IF YOUR SMART ENOUGH TO DRIVE
|Sunday, November 20th, 2005|
|Wednesday, November 16th, 2005|
Drugs Are Bad, Mmmkay?
Dwarfs with hoovers!
Well what can i say, im in shock?
Went to see the circus of horrors with a few workmates,( great show btw has a certian rocky horror show vibe to it), got heckled by the uys on stage ( isnt that the wrong way around? should i be heckling them?) and saw a dwarf complete startker eating glass and he has a vaccumm attatched to his wilbert dragging it around stage "no hands" well i guess you had to be there to see it. Utterly bonkers!
*sigh* another poster child for abortion hits the ENTER key... Current Mood: crappy
Nooo, you're not a loser
o0o0mmmgg !!! i need help like riighhht now plesseee. lol i jus got Live journal n im tryin to make it look all nice n pretty buut..i don't know how i kno how to like doother stuff but this LJ stuff is really confusing me can someone please help me make a layout pleasee i really need help i feel like such a loser cus my journal is so0o ugLy lol so0o ok comment me k bye
Please, for the love of humanity, back away from your computer slowly...very slowly.
|Sunday, November 13th, 2005|
I almost set my kitchen on fire
so I almost set my kitchen on fire for like the 3rd time!!
PLASTIC!! the plastic was on fire and thanks to me not helping my sister I saved the kitchen!
so this quarter ima
try to be smarty arty and
do my homework
hahahha yeah will deff be extremely hard
well yeah that's my goal.
hate it or love it
you should do your homework, you ass...
|Tuesday, October 25th, 2005|
|Monday, October 17th, 2005|
im skipping english today and im going to baltimore i dont really want to go alone but i can drive anyone else so I dont think anyone else can go with me. i did do anything for english and I want to go to sound garden. so i think Im just gonna go and then go to essex for the class thats actually worth a shit. fucking eh shit cock.
For christ's sake, go to English class!
|Tuesday, October 4th, 2005|
I guess b'c naming your child sloth was too easy?
"ohmygod. I've been searching for the ideal yarn to knit a baby-sized black trench coat for my yet-to-be-born daughter, whose name happens to BE Avarice Llane. I think I found it. How fucking cool is this."
This makes me think about the time my friend wanted to marry a guy with the last name of Green and we talked about naming her kids: Hunter, Kelly, Chartruse, etc. Personally I think the poster could get a much nicer effect naming her kid Abbey Road and not have all those pesky problems when her daughter is a lawyer and has to buy business cards with greed stamped on them.
|Thursday, September 29th, 2005|
|Wednesday, September 28th, 2005|
|Sunday, August 28th, 2005|
No, your stupid!!
Okay folks, this is a special one, but I thought it was funny. Based on a post in a community that was deleted for being spammy rather than off topic, the original poster got huffy and was stomping off to create his own community where people could post whatever drivel they wanted. (kinda like here :P ) Anyway, here are some of the funnier comments, with the posters' identities removed.
OP: The Original Poster of the spammy post.
Commenter: One of several people trying to give this guy a clue-by-four upside the head. OP: if you think what i'm doing is spamming you got issues you dont like it LEAVE!!!!!! your a true MASShole
Commenter: Clever. That would have worked better if the m wasn't capitalized, for future reference.
Oh, and it's spelled you're.
OP: no it's your
Commenter: No, it's "you're."
OP: no it's your and this is (community) related
Commenter: No, it's "you're." You were attempting to write, "You are a true Masshole." When combining the two words, "you" and "are," the apostrophe takes the place of the "a."
OP: sounds like someone needs to go back to grammer school
Classic. He didn't believe them when they corrected his spelling of "grammer" either.
But it gets better! The idiot OP follows one of the commenters to their personal journal, and continues the argument there. OP: (insert obnoxious but identifying statement; however, he manages to use "it's" correctly)
Commenter: You got a contraction correct! You learned something! Congratulations!
OP: and you need a life buddy
Commenter: I'm not the one going around trolling other users' journals. Methinks you need a life.
OP: me thinks ha talk about proper english
Commenter: Actually, it IS proper English... nice try though.
OP: sure lol Current Mood: amused
|Saturday, August 27th, 2005|
...'s druther pit'ful 'ow lidle dis t'ing gets updated.
Te sum up latest 'vents fer dose o' us sharin' dis t'ing:
Rumor's gone off someplace wit' Kit, AHE, an' dose boys dey kept 'angin' 'round. Dey don' be plannin' te come back, neit'er. 'Les somet'in' changes, any'ow. AHE's still workin', technic'ly, but dis ain't 'er journal, is it?
So, 's me an' M'rrahr in de kitchen, an' dat's all dat's left o' de aut'or's folks 'round HQ.
...ain't talked te de dergs lately. Y'all been 'voidin' me or somet'in'?
'S eer'ly quiet. Spooky-lahke.
In English now, please......
Can you follow this?Hey, sorry I've been really busy. I start school on monday, damnit. lol. summers almost (is) over. Thats too bad, lol. Well, I'll try to update more later but I've been really busy with school.
Ok, he's been busy
School starts on MOnday
He explains he's been busy with school
I thought school didn't start yet?
|Friday, August 26th, 2005|
This person is a SENIOR?!?!?!?!
Yo0o0 yo0 yo0o0o0o yo0o0o0o0o0o
hahahahaha im seriously in a karaaaaaazay mo0d lolololololololololololol
but OMG!!! i think this is go0d bcuz im acting like im on crack againz!!!!!! wo0o0o0o0o0o0o
i used to b like this when i was a weeeeee froshypo0!!!!!!!! and now i am de nuevo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o <-------thas y ish go0t...cuz hopefully it will mean i will get over the hs senioritis and have that fresh frosh outlo0k...dear lord i hope so0 lololololol
so0o0o yeah im in Davis Hall...not facin the ciudad...facin the campus but these d0rmz r niiiiiiice...even tho thurrs no stairs up to my 3rd flo0rness hahaha :0)
thurrs def gon b hott nites in this Boken of H0z and teh NYC bebbeh XD
its gon b mad fun...well...espero k si lol
Note to self: FIREBOMB THIS SCHOOL! Current Mood: cranky